Just like us, our pets can be jerks. Dogs are awkward, mischievous, and frequently driven by greed. They’ll rip up your couch cushions just to have a good time. However, there is no malice involved, and they genuinely care about you; they are simply stupid at times.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. They appear to know precisely what they’re doing at times, and they seem to take a strange pleasure in irritating you. They’re cold, calculated assholes who aren’t afraid to show it! Why would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza if they didn’t have to?
We requested our readers to send us pictures of their cats behaving badly for no apparent reason, and we were blown away by the hysterically wicked responses we received. Check them out for yourself below, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites!
(h/t: boredpanda)
#1 “Ha! Caught her in the act!”
#2 “You home earlier today hooman”
#3 “I’ll do it. I swear to god, I’ll do it.”
#4 Of all places
#5 “You want me to be careful? How’s that, is that careful enough?”
#6 Life of a tree
#7 Made a pie crust. Turned around to get filling. Turned back around and this is what I found
#8 Good thinking
#9 Check out our new windshield wiper!
#10 Heeeeeeeeeeere’s kitty!
#11 Ugh – Walked away for a second!
#12 This little fella being caught seconds after being told he couldn’t have any
#13 This shelf is PROTECTED
#14 “Don’t sit on the keyboard? Ok”
#15 Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!
#16 “Glad you find them so comfy…”
#17 When mom turns her back and you steal the leftover corn muffins from dinner
#18 F*cking a**hole
#19 Trying to take a selfie with your cats
#20 “This is what I woke up to today. Jerk”
#21 This one won’t stop unplugging the fan
#22 “Oh you’re playing? Well… I’m tired, let me just… Purrfect”
#23 “Are you missing underwear?”
#24 “I’ve altered your signal. Pray I don’t alter it any further”
#25 Kitten has discovered she can climb
#26 Had to unplug the touch lamp to prevent this adorable bastard from turning it on whenever he was hungry at night
#27 She wasn’t happy until her owner gave up and left a warm tea mug there
#28 Some cat “helped” with this paving stone
#29 “I just want a selfie with my cat”
#30 “Woke up to this at 3:46am, thanks Billy”
#31 Walter likes to “hide” in the tub and attack when you try to pee
#32 “Your pillow and your boyfriend are mine”
#33 New cat doesn’t play well with the dog
#34 This cat can’t handle his fish
#35 Oh, hai there
#36 The cat knocked fish bowl off the dresser
#37 Cats always know
#38 She pushes her toy mouse under the stove more than 5 times a day and then meows until her owner crawls under to get it. She’s an a**hole
#39 The murder plot thickens…
#40 Like that movie Psycho
#41 This is why she doesn’t do yoga anymore
#42 “I guess it’s time to talk to my cat about her changing body”
#43 “Your spawn can sleep on the floor for all I care”
#44 “Every morning when I brush my teeth”
#45 Cat had stashed over 100 of my hairbands under a single piece of furniture
#46 Caught red handed. Or, rather, green pawed and he is not even sorry
#47 The computer is too small!
#48 “Must he lie on the flowers in order to enjoy them?”
#49 “Your homework? Never heard about it”
#50 If you have a cat, don’t buy a computer case with an upward-facing power button
